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Wow. That was intensely stupid.

Yea, real clever there. Lame attempts at political humor, some really awful pop-culture and internet-culture related jokes, and badly drawn artwork that ultimately results in a waste of time. Is it any surprise that this terrible excuse for entertainment is a CLOCK movie?

Sorry, but that was pretty dumb...

Usually Spy vs. Spy is pretty clever, but this was just uninspired. Not only did you take sub-par graphics from (what is that, a GameBoy Color game?) an ROM, but it's very poorly animated and it doesn't apppear that you thought it through at all. It feels a bit half assed and went too slowly, despite how short it was. I really don't see why this wasn't blammed. To add to that, you used sounds that came with Flash.

Shot but humorous.

It's not great, but it's not bad either. I can tell a good deal of work went into this. It's easy to tell that the author is an amatuer but he put forth his best effort to execute the movie as well as possible. It felt a bit slow and the voices seemed a bit odd (despite being cavemen), but the punchlines was actually funny. Lastly, thanks for using my music!

Odd...but somewhat entertaining.

The hand drawn animation had a fluid flip-book like feel to it. As a whole it wasn't bad, despite having little to no color. Yea, it was pointless, kinda weird and left you thinking, "Huh?" But it was kinda cute.

Mooey responds:

Nice one, thanks.

It looks like a crappy Power Point presentation.

Really, this whole thing is just unnecessary. Not only are you about a year and half too fucking late, but I don't see the goddamn point in commerating two buildings falling over. Get over it. You know what? I'm Colombian. And 200 Colombians died on Sept. 11. But you don't see me mourning and bitching about it, and making inane Flash movies relating to them. This is just sad and pathetic, and the author is obviously overly patriotic, which is even sadder considering this country let 9-11 happen (look it up if you don't believe me) and yet dipshits like you act like it's so heroic that we're fighting back against a country we supplied weapons for.

Boring even for a DBZ movie.

Come on! Be original! DBZ is one of the worst shows on television and I'm not afraid to tell why: horribly slow action, pointless and tedious fight sequences, thin storylines that are restricted to boring and overdone quasi-apocalyptic themes and horrendous dialogue. And unfortunately it's these exact elements that the author exploited in this entry. Granted, a decent amount of effort was put into it, and the artist tried to create the best visuals possible despite being completely amatuer, so that at least is commendable. But the terrible, out of place music and unoriginal concept kill the potential.

That was actually pretty funny.

The visuals were crap, but that's all right, because there were still some nice subtle effects going on, like the eye movement and the toupe moving. My only real quarrel is that a lot of dialogue was damn near indauble, which almost ruined the joke. Funny overall though.

You're stupid.

If the movie is already out, why the fuck did you make a trailor? This serves no purpose.

TheStick responds:

Let me explain. This was a trailor made before the movie. The reason I put it out after the movie was made, was so people would actually see the movie. I haven't got 1 view for weeks.

Please veiw the movie, it has taken a very long time.

Inside jokes are rarely funny.

This one is no exception. And it's not because I don't know Martin. It's probably because those were five really unoriginal and uninteresting ways to kill, not to mention the visuals were rather poor. Overall it was pretty stupid, and not in the funny-ha-ha way, either. The voice acting was kind of "cute", but that's it. Horrible fucking choice of music, too. This could have potential if you came up with clever manners in which to kill him and worked on the damn visuals.

What was the point?

Sorry, but that was just too directionless. A lot of people complain about movis "not having a plot", but I feel the complaint here is that there was a plot, but it aimlessly went from one scene to another with little contuity or coherency to it. It just felt the author just did "whatever was cool" and put it all together. The music didn't fit in the least bit, not to mention ended/started abruptly. The author also was unable to keep consistency with the artwork, as it changed throughout the piece. Often times the art style of an animation is altered for atmosphere or dramtaic purposes, but it just didn't work here. An okay effort but needs lot of work.

I'm an amatuer artist who hopes to someday become an underground sensation, doing work for various publications, cd covers, or perhaps even websites and comic strips.

Cody Richeson @Goatlord

Age 39, Male

Soon to start school

Art Institute of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Joined on 3/2/03

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