Goatlord's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[mystery movie]

Downing in sarcasm.

Oh man. Your first "favorite movie reviews" kinda poked fun at your hate mail, but holy shit, this was cynical as hell! The squeaky "Chipmunks" voice made some of the audio difficult to understand (the movie's only downside) but I got the jist of it. Definitely I liked all of the retarded visuals that accompanied each of the movies. It was so crude and low-brow, yet I loved it! I think that "gay screensaver" was possibly one of the funniest things in the movie, mostly because of the horrid music. Great effort! I'd like to see a third incarnation of this!

[my favorite reviews]

Absolute genious. You are the king of sarcasm.

I loved your witty voiceover, and the fact that you only chose the most inane and nonsensical of reviews to comment. I mean, who the hell else would have thought to have made a Flash movie about reviews from their other Flash movies?! The idea is so simple yet so brilliant. It almost felt surreal, as if you were showing us what was going on in your thoughts as you read each of these reviews. Great entry, great humor, great over-the-top sarcasm.

[C. P. E. S.]

Short, funny and morbid.

And two better celebrities two use? Although for the "bitch" I would have much preferred Rosie O'Donnel. I loved the narration, instead of using some cliched pompous British accent or whatnot, the guy used his own voice, and it was very effective. Despite being short, this movie dilivered what it promised. I especially the Pink Floyd reference and the appropriate Tom Petty tune at the end.

[Sierra Pist]

Infantile waste of time.

The terrible visuals and unoriginal concept fail to impress me. The Mist/Pist Joke had the potential to be funny, but it was poorly executed in this movie. It was far too long and drawn out, with slow, boring animation and crude attempts at humor. This reminds me of something an immature pubuscent who says "lmao" and "wtf" after every two sentences might laugh it. It's simply not funny. Poor voice acting and terrible execution.

smosh responds:

We all have different senses of humor. Guess you're out on this one. I agree that it was too long and had boring parts though.

[The Videostore]

Definitely different!

I was figuring they would crude parodies, like something Mad TV might reject, but instead they were literal interpretations of the movie titles. The humor was very abstract and for the most part nonsensical. I loved the way the movies ended so stupidly and abruptly. The ending was a bit lacking, but the movie parodies were easily the cream of the crop. Only problem I had was with the voice acting. Some of it was nearly inaudible while other parts were too loud. Might want to work on equalizing the volume of the speech. Other than that, great piece of work.

[Retarded Animal Babies 3]

Beyond sanity!

I don't even know what to say about this shit. It's hilarious, it's completely random, and disturbing beyond comprehension. Matt Groening, Satan, and Knight Rider all in the same cartoon? Could that be any better? This is totally wicked stuff. The parodies within parodies were great too. Absolutely hilarious. I really don't know what else to say except this series is getting more and more demented and depraved. Keep up the good work!

[bitchy moms and pops]

Funny from both sides!

It's funny from the parents' side because of the way they're quick to suspicion and their lack of acceptance of the son's musical interests. The son doesn't make things any better for himself though, because of the music's crude language as well as his own sharp tongue. The humor is pretty straightforward but it's good for a quick laugh. Nice visuals, by the way, not to mention it's a great interpretation of the "skit" that is taken from.

[No Remorse]

Angsty and even a bit corny...but I loved it.

It reminded me of how I felt in middle school, being picked on and whatnot. I gradually got over it so naturally this movie doesn't "connect" with me the way it might with many middle schoolers (even in this post-school shootings era). Nonetheless, it's a powerful movie, especially since so many of us have felt that way at one time or another. It's interesting because on the one hand, the kid got his revenge but the other had to pay dearly for it. It's a wonder why even after all of these school shootings, we still have ignorant people who make fun of others, as if they're just asking for a disaster to happen.

[Beavis and Butthead do...]

Brilliant idea but poorly executed.

It was kind of funny how the fucked around with all the major aspects of Newgrounds, from the portal to the BBS. But the crude animation and poor choice of music kind of killed it. Not to mention that by combining Beavis and Butthead with NG, it could have been so much more. I'd like to see a more ambitious verison of this, but it was good as a starter. All right choice B&B audio bits.

[Mario Vs. The Beast]

Embarassingly terrible and pathetic.

Complete waste of time. I don't even know where to begin on this one. Should I comment on the out of place backgrounds? The terrible animation (or lack of it)? The completely pointless "plot" and the retarded outcomes of all three choices? The inane, annoying music? The fact that it has no compression whatsoever? The slow, drawn out ending? Absolutely no thought or effort was put into this at all. It's complete nonsense and it's stupid beyhond comprehension.

The-godly-gerbil responds:

Does the fact that I knew NOTHING about flash and it was my first movie ever have any affect on your review at all? It doesn't seem like it... You're kind of a mean person.