Goatlord's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[mystery movie]

Downing in sarcasm.

Oh man. Your first "favorite movie reviews" kinda poked fun at your hate mail, but holy shit, this was cynical as hell! The squeaky "Chipmunks" voice made some of the audio difficult to understand (the movie's only downside) but I got the jist of it. Definitely I liked all of the retarded visuals that accompanied each of the movies. It was so crude and low-brow, yet I loved it! I think that "gay screensaver" was possibly one of the funniest things in the movie, mostly because of the horrid music. Great effort! I'd like to see a third incarnation of this!

[my favorite reviews]

Absolute genious. You are the king of sarcasm.

I loved your witty voiceover, and the fact that you only chose the most inane and nonsensical of reviews to comment. I mean, who the hell else would have thought to have made a Flash movie about reviews from their other Flash movies?! The idea is so simple yet so brilliant. It almost felt surreal, as if you were showing us what was going on in your thoughts as you read each of these reviews. Great entry, great humor, great over-the-top sarcasm.

[C. P. E. S.]

Short, funny and morbid.

And two better celebrities two use? Although for the "bitch" I would have much preferred Rosie O'Donnel. I loved the narration, instead of using some cliched pompous British accent or whatnot, the guy used his own voice, and it was very effective. Despite being short, this movie dilivered what it promised. I especially the Pink Floyd reference and the appropriate Tom Petty tune at the end.

[Retarded Animal Babies 3]

Beyond sanity!

I don't even know what to say about this shit. It's hilarious, it's completely random, and disturbing beyond comprehension. Matt Groening, Satan, and Knight Rider all in the same cartoon? Could that be any better? This is totally wicked stuff. The parodies within parodies were great too. Absolutely hilarious. I really don't know what else to say except this series is getting more and more demented and depraved. Keep up the good work!

[Beavis and Butthead do...]

Brilliant idea but poorly executed.

It was kind of funny how the fucked around with all the major aspects of Newgrounds, from the portal to the BBS. But the crude animation and poor choice of music kind of killed it. Not to mention that by combining Beavis and Butthead with NG, it could have been so much more. I'd like to see a more ambitious verison of this, but it was good as a starter. All right choice B&B audio bits.

[Mario Vs. The Beast]

Embarassingly terrible and pathetic.

Complete waste of time. I don't even know where to begin on this one. Should I comment on the out of place backgrounds? The terrible animation (or lack of it)? The completely pointless "plot" and the retarded outcomes of all three choices? The inane, annoying music? The fact that it has no compression whatsoever? The slow, drawn out ending? Absolutely no thought or effort was put into this at all. It's complete nonsense and it's stupid beyhond comprehension.

The-godly-gerbil responds:

Does the fact that I knew NOTHING about flash and it was my first movie ever have any affect on your review at all? It doesn't seem like it... You're kind of a mean person.