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"I swear this better not get blammed again.."

Well, sorry, but I voted 0. The visuals were okay but what was the point? Sure, not every Flash entry has to have a deeply involved plot, but I found nothing interesting about watching sketchy animations of people on skateboards. There are too many people doing that exact same thing on NG, none of them are any good, and we don't need someone else submitting the some old thing.

Did I miss something here?

No, wait, I didn't, this movie just sucks. There's a random animated gif to the right that makes no sense, and the whole point of this "game" or whatever is to pull levers and watch them do something humorous that is supposed to compliment the subject you clicked on. It's really inane and pointless, and not funny.

Haha, that actually wasn't bad.

At first it was lame, but when he fell over and started crying, that was fucking hilarious. I love how the video footage would suddenly become smooth when he fell ass over tea kettle on the floor. I think it would be hilarious if you did a series of "shocking footage" movies in this same style, but make the intro a bit shorter!

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Informational movies do not belong on here.

Portal entries designed to show screenshots of a game just don't belong on Newgrounds.

Not much of a plot, but who cares?

In these kinds of movies, the focus is on action and animation, which looks great by the way. The simple design of the characters allowed them to be smoothly animated, with little if any sign of tweening. The music was very fitting but I couldn't stand that overused techno music near the end. That was easily forgiveable though, because this "short but sweet" piece was enjoyable to watch, even if it felt a tad pointless.

Hilarious and clever.

I'm not familiar with Kid Icarus OR Sobe Energy Drink, but yet still found this hilarious. That just shows the range of appeal it has. It was short and to the point, and the audio fit the visuals perfectly. This was a great little quickie for anyone who wants a quick laugh, or for fans of either the drink, the game or both.

Even stranger than the first.

This nonsensical string of thoughts as expressed in Flash will likely confuse some, but I found it intensely interesting, as I couldn't wait to see what strange thing would pop up next. Again, extremely abstract with varying art styles and bizarre yet perfectly fitting audio samples. Good job.

Completely abstract!

I'm sure there are people that will or have voted poorly on this or even gave a rash review, because they don't like artsy fartsy movies. It's like watching a random collection of thoughts expressed through Flash. The various art styles, bizarre audio samples and abrupt scene transitions made it all the more compelling.

A little too juvenille for my taste.

Killing spree movies can be interesting but this was just wasn't that great. The "plot" had potential but nothing was really done with it. The kid blew the shit out of everyone, yea, big deal. It just didn't capture my attention much, because I've seen it all before. Other faults in the movie include corny, cliched music, a boring Matrix spoof and a very basic, single colored mix of simple 3-D graphics and stick figures. Sorry, this one just didn't do it for me.

Cute, funny, retarded.

I think the voice acting was perhaps the strongest aspect of Hank and Jimmy. Hank's voice clearly represents his utterly retarded behavior and form, while Jimmy's ambiguous yet somewhat articulate accent makes it clear that he is the smarter of the two. The various appearances by God were pretty funny, too. I really liked the humor in this one because it felt random and perhaps even ad libbed at times. I'd like to see more misadventures starring these two.

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Cody Richeson @Goatlord

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Soon to start school

Art Institute of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

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