Goatlord's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Face Bag]

Cute!

The corny voice acting, simply visuals and somewhat morbid humor made this enjoyable to watch. Needs a preloader and a replay button (instead of just looping back to the beginning) but other than that I really don't have any complaints. It was a pretty funny idea and I'd like to see more ads from you in the future.

[Arfenhouse: The Movie]

Doesn't hold a candle to the second one...

But still a mindfuck. This is like Monty Python meets anime meets nerdy internet culture meets, I don't know, like fucking LSD or something. I can't describe this other than pure entertainment. I couldn't wait to see what was going to happen next. It was so sporatic, so random and disorienting, yet hilarious, fun to watch...everything I look forward to in a flash movie. Good job.

[arfenhouse teh movie too]

This is insane.

I don't know what to say, really. The visuals worked so well for this movie. It could range from intentionally crafty to precisely crafted, and it was all animated so well. This movie managed to satirize so much of the stupidities of internet pop-culture, while being completely original, entertaining, very well thought out and hilarious. Even though I had no idea what was going on, the randomness and overly jovial nature of this film kept it fresh throughout. And talk about content, I'm going to have to watch this about a dozen more times before I catch all the little details going on. Truly an incredible effort.

[Teletobbies]

What?

This looked like it could have been a decent parody of the Teletubbies, but you didn't go anywhere with it. While it was humurous that there were numerous references to Hitler and Nazism, it would have been better if you had attempted to create a short episode instead of an intro. It was difficult to sit through the irritating intro music (which should have been compressed better) only to have it end, when I was expecting to watch something more than just a title. Play with this idea and try to go somewhere with it.

[Miss.Dynamite XV]

Very well done...

But not my cup of tea. I've really never had an interest in anime-style cartoons except for serious, adult oriented ones (such as Spriggan or Akira), so the campy style of this one, which kept true to formula of traditional Japanese animation, was a bit bland. It was extremely well done however, with sub-par (but for anime, decent) voice acting, excellent, crisp visuals and a coherent, well flowing storyline. Everything was executed and arranged well but this series just doesn't capture my interest as strongly as it does for others. Very good work overall, though.

[Clock Hill]

Terrible in every way possible.

If the appeal is supposed to be in the humor, then lackluster visuals can be overlooked. But this was simply unacceptable. You obviously have little Flash skills, as pictures would pop in and out of the frame, and there were very poorly implemented, sloppy as hell transitions. None of the images were actually drawn by you and you didn't even bother to cutout the white boxes around them. As for the humor? What humor? The dialogue was random and completely unfunny, and the quiz, which wasn't so much a quiz but three questions and a button that lets you see three answers, was completely unnecessary and had nothing to do with the movie. This was a terrible idea to begin with and a terrible flash littered with bad visuals, unfunny dialogue and out of place music.

Ps2brain responds:

Wow. Im amazed that a person with only one flash and its score is a 2.10 when 2 of MY movies are in the 2.7's and 2.8s.