All 162 movie Reviews

Banjo Masacre Banjo Masacre

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

I couldn't even watch the whole thing.

C'mon, man, this didn't go anywhere. The visuals were simple but decent, though the animation was terrible throughout. Characters just slid in and out of frame and the two banjo players made choppy movements that didn't even attempt to correspond with the strumming. I know the humor is supposed to be in the things going on in the background, but it just wasn't funny. The banjo playing was just far too repetitive and didn't seem to build up to anything. It just repeated over and over, with occassional things floating around in the background. This simply wasn't entertaining.

Face Bag Face Bag

Rated 3 / 5 stars


The corny voice acting, simply visuals and somewhat morbid humor made this enjoyable to watch. Needs a preloader and a replay button (instead of just looping back to the beginning) but other than that I really don't have any complaints. It was a pretty funny idea and I'd like to see more ads from you in the future.

Chick'N"Stu lock style Chick'N"Stu lock style

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Complete lack of direction.

You obviously have no idea how to put together a Flash video. Insted of really striving for originality you just used various Clock icons but added locks to them. You didn't even make the visuals flow to the music. It's just a bunch of random shapes bouncing, rotating and swirling around the screen. It's completely out of sync with the music, is incredibly tedious, is uncreative and quickly loses the viewer's interest within seconds of play. Although the music was somewhat interesting, the accompanying animation wasn't. You just seemed to throw things together randomly, with no regard to coherency or direction.

Mp3-Lock responds:

What the hell are you taking about?

tons of parts are in sncy, and if it dosnt show so on ur comp, its cuz ur com is to slow to take all teh stuff.

My Angel My Angel

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Extremely repetitive.

I have to say, that walking scene went on for far too long. The fading pictures became extremely tedious after the first minute or so, and the suspense that was built up was all for naught, since the ending simply consisted of her waking up, an ending nearly anyone watching this would have expected. However, the visuals were above average, with precise contours, an amauterish but sleek anime design, brilliant shading and choppy but effective animation. The audio was also excellent--the gothic metal of Nightwish was a pleasure to hear, especially since I had not listened to them in several months. On the whole, however, this movie was largely uninteresting, but the effort put forth should surely be given credit.

Arfenhouse: The Movie Arfenhouse: The Movie

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Doesn't hold a candle to the second one...

But still a mindfuck. This is like Monty Python meets anime meets nerdy internet culture meets, I don't know, like fucking LSD or something. I can't describe this other than pure entertainment. I couldn't wait to see what was going to happen next. It was so sporatic, so random and disorienting, yet hilarious, fun to watch...everything I look forward to in a flash movie. Good job.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

This is insane.

I don't know what to say, really. The visuals worked so well for this movie. It could range from intentionally crafty to precisely crafted, and it was all animated so well. This movie managed to satirize so much of the stupidities of internet pop-culture, while being completely original, entertaining, very well thought out and hilarious. Even though I had no idea what was going on, the randomness and overly jovial nature of this film kept it fresh throughout. And talk about content, I'm going to have to watch this about a dozen more times before I catch all the little details going on. Truly an incredible effort.

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Teletobbies Teletobbies

Rated 1 / 5 stars


This looked like it could have been a decent parody of the Teletubbies, but you didn't go anywhere with it. While it was humurous that there were numerous references to Hitler and Nazism, it would have been better if you had attempted to create a short episode instead of an intro. It was difficult to sit through the irritating intro music (which should have been compressed better) only to have it end, when I was expecting to watch something more than just a title. Play with this idea and try to go somewhere with it.

Miss.Dynamite XV Miss.Dynamite XV

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Very well done...

But not my cup of tea. I've really never had an interest in anime-style cartoons except for serious, adult oriented ones (such as Spriggan or Akira), so the campy style of this one, which kept true to formula of traditional Japanese animation, was a bit bland. It was extremely well done however, with sub-par (but for anime, decent) voice acting, excellent, crisp visuals and a coherent, well flowing storyline. Everything was executed and arranged well but this series just doesn't capture my interest as strongly as it does for others. Very good work overall, though.

Taco-Man hates the RIAA Taco-Man hates the RIAA

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Oh man, I was laughing out loud at this. Everything about this was top-notch. Great voice acting (particularly for Mr. Taco), excellent visuals, perfect music and a great parody of those bullshit drug ads. The way each one was more ridiculous than the previous--and the fact that each one was an ingenious parody of actual anti-drug commercials--was brilliant. Lastly, I gotta mention the tweening. Wow. It's definitely some of the best I've seen in awhile. Overall, great movie in every way possible.

Samination responds:

But I only get an 8? :)~ Just kidding. Glad you enjoyed.

Clock Hill Clock Hill

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Terrible in every way possible.

If the appeal is supposed to be in the humor, then lackluster visuals can be overlooked. But this was simply unacceptable. You obviously have little Flash skills, as pictures would pop in and out of the frame, and there were very poorly implemented, sloppy as hell transitions. None of the images were actually drawn by you and you didn't even bother to cutout the white boxes around them. As for the humor? What humor? The dialogue was random and completely unfunny, and the quiz, which wasn't so much a quiz but three questions and a button that lets you see three answers, was completely unnecessary and had nothing to do with the movie. This was a terrible idea to begin with and a terrible flash littered with bad visuals, unfunny dialogue and out of place music.

Ps2brain responds:

Wow. Im amazed that a person with only one flash and its score is a 2.10 when 2 of MY movies are in the 2.7's and 2.8s.