Goatlord's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Trick Gum]

Nice effort but fails to bring laughs.

The visuals were actually pretty good, and the voice acting was decent. But the joke really wasn't that funny. The way the sequences played out, it was just...boring. Seeing as how this was Newgrounds, the idea that handing novelty gum would result in violence was expected. All in all it's tolerable, but the humor is very lacking and it wasn't much of an idea to begin with.

seanjames responds:

I appreciate your sincerity and well thougth out review. I've gotten a lot of shallow awesome reviews and a lot of pointlessly malicious reviews. Be it a good or a bad review, I prefer those that give well thought out reasons and those that are not either brown-nosish or abusive. I will take your points into consideration and thanks again for being honest. Your review was actually helpful, and appreciated :)

[Mario Vs. The Beast]

Embarassingly terrible and pathetic.

Complete waste of time. I don't even know where to begin on this one. Should I comment on the out of place backgrounds? The terrible animation (or lack of it)? The completely pointless "plot" and the retarded outcomes of all three choices? The inane, annoying music? The fact that it has no compression whatsoever? The slow, drawn out ending? Absolutely no thought or effort was put into this at all. It's complete nonsense and it's stupid beyhond comprehension.

The-godly-gerbil responds:

Does the fact that I knew NOTHING about flash and it was my first movie ever have any affect on your review at all? It doesn't seem like it... You're kind of a mean person.

[Sonne]

Very well compressed..,that's about it.

The visuals were good, but that hardly matters since none of the scenes seem connected, there's no discernable plot (but then again how much plot can an empty music video have?), and the characters had corny, inane designs. Fruits with clocks for visages? Things don't always have to make sense to be funny but I simply found this to be unnecessary. The cheap attempts at being "serious" just added to the absurdity. And don't get me started on the music. I can't stand Rammstein's childish lyrics and boring attempts at making music. All in all, good, if completely pointless visuals and nothing more.

AvocadoClock responds:

Well, thanks for trying to enjoy the movie... I guess. It does help to have a little knowledge of the clock crew to start with. There wasn't anything intended to be funny. And I was just throwing "cheap" stuff in there to drag out a tear? That wasn't my intention at all, and I think you're reading into this way too much than you should be.

You seem to have the perfect concept of what a flash movie should be, so I suggest going for it. Who knows, maybe you'll find a deeper respect for other's flash and determination in the process. I'll look forward to your first work if you choose to do so. I hope it does as well as this movie has been received. <3

[Madness Redeemer]

Well, it was better than Xaio Xaio...

And I'm not sure why. Because on the surface this is just another smoothly animated shoot-'em-up Flash, with a very thin plot and several minutes of mindless violence. But if you look a bit deeper you notice that the manner in which the kills are executed is actually pretty clever and not just the same bullshit over and over. The visual style was also refreshing, as it was extremely minimal yet smooth and full of life. Good overall, but still a bit thin in terms of deliverance.

Krinkels responds:

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