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[Where's Avo?]

Fun for 15 seconds!

I used that exact same sentence to describe another Flash entry, except on this one I used an explanation mark becuase it's slightly entertaining. The music fit perfecctly and it was amusing that "Fathead" was so ridiculously easy to spot. The visuals are also decent. However, it's horrendously short, and because of its simple nature I'd only ever want to play it once. I should also point out that it is in someone poor taste, as the main character is a Clock, and it seems it's a huge trend to use clocks in movies now. It's generic and unoriginal.

bigbadron responds:

dude, its clock day. so stfu. and do you know how hard it was to find those damn pics? took me like 2 hours.

<3 you sonovabitch

[Three Stooges Soundboard]

Blah! I see no use for this.

I'm not giving this a bad review because I despise the Three Stooges, but because this was done so poorly. Besdies there being a very limited range of sounds to choose from, they were all of horrible quality and barely audible. Only one or two of them would be fit for making a prank phone call and the others simply aren't amusing and are completely useless.

UnsidedSoftware responds:

Bear with us, this is only a demo version, per se. We are currently working on a better version with twice the sounds and better humor. (We've got a lot more clips than what is displayed here.)

[keyboard challenge]

Has potential but needs work.

This was weird. I loved the creepy, trippy visuals and bizarre animation. It was rather amusing to see all of those things floating around in the background, especially that "evil" cloud. The concept behind this is interesting, but a bit pointless. Why play the keyboard when there's already three preset tunes (which kick ass, by the way)? I think you should make a trippy game where you can click on various objects to solve a puzzle or something, much like those old Monty Python games from the 90's. Your style and sense of humor could really go places. This is a good start.

Sko responds:

funny that you mention monty python,do you know "shoot the looney"? i wanted to do include something like that but got too lazy =)

[Darth Vader Soundboard]

Well organized, but...

These weren't very good clips to use. Often a soundboard is used so that one can properly imitate the character whose audio is being used--thus, common phrases such as "yes", "no", "hello", etc., are mandatory. This is just a collection of common sayings from various Star Wars movies and thus doesn't have much of a use. It is put together well though, and the way in which each section of audio clips are categorized is a great touch.

VADER-HATER responds:

wasn;t an original touch ! but peace anyways ...

[Kill the prep!]

Can anyone say "teen angst"?

Oh man, this was so corny. I'm mad at preps because they're different than me! So I'm going to take my rage out by making a crappy Flash game that doesn't even fucking work properly! Give it a fucking rest, buddy. I don't care for preps myself but I don't feel the need to waste the time and energy on something like this. You could have at least NOT picked fucking nu metal (ever heard of thrash, buddy?). Man, this is pathetic. Like something a 12-year-old might get a kick out of. Angst out the anus on this one. The didn't even work properly (i.e., select the gun and suddenly you're using the knife, etc.). Visuals were sub-par.

EvlScoot responds:

yes i know it didnt work properly. it worked when i tested on my comp but when i uploaded the scripting failed on me.. i went into this game knowing almost no actionscript. so im happy with the bit i learnd thanks for your opinion i still got alot more to learn... maybe one day ppl will like wut i submit

[spining cube!!!!]

I can't fucking believe this didn't get blammed.

I mean, it's a goddamn spinning cube. The file size is nearly two megs because the author did not compress the music for shit. Wow, it's green, there's pretty lights going across the lines, and you can spin it. Big fucking whoop. This is neat for a little test, but leave it on your desktop, don't submit it to NG. The people responsible for getting this a score of 2.25 (as of today) are fucking morons.

NGmaster responds:

LETS SEE YOU MAKE A MOVIE HUH?!!