Recent Movie Reviews


Banjo Masacre Banjo Masacre

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

I couldn't even watch the whole thing.

C'mon, man, this didn't go anywhere. The visuals were simple but decent, though the animation was terrible throughout. Characters just slid in and out of frame and the two banjo players made choppy movements that didn't even attempt to correspond with the strumming. I know the humor is supposed to be in the things going on in the background, but it just wasn't funny. The banjo playing was just far too repetitive and didn't seem to build up to anything. It just repeated over and over, with occassional things floating around in the background. This simply wasn't entertaining.



Face Bag Face Bag

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Cute!

The corny voice acting, simply visuals and somewhat morbid humor made this enjoyable to watch. Needs a preloader and a replay button (instead of just looping back to the beginning) but other than that I really don't have any complaints. It was a pretty funny idea and I'd like to see more ads from you in the future.



Chick'N"Stu lock style Chick'N"Stu lock style

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Complete lack of direction.

You obviously have no idea how to put together a Flash video. Insted of really striving for originality you just used various Clock icons but added locks to them. You didn't even make the visuals flow to the music. It's just a bunch of random shapes bouncing, rotating and swirling around the screen. It's completely out of sync with the music, is incredibly tedious, is uncreative and quickly loses the viewer's interest within seconds of play. Although the music was somewhat interesting, the accompanying animation wasn't. You just seemed to throw things together randomly, with no regard to coherency or direction.


Mp3-Lock responds:

What the hell are you taking about?

tons of parts are in sncy, and if it dosnt show so on ur comp, its cuz ur com is to slow to take all teh stuff.

Recent Game Reviews


Death To Flanders Death To Flanders

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Needs a lot of work. A whole lot of work.

The visuals weren't bad and the sound bites were pretty fitting, but it's still sub-par. The Flanders game could probably use the most improvement. Instead of having a flimsy white box around certain parts of his body, and having him slide around the screen like a maniac that movies so fast you barely have time to click on him, make it more like an actual game. Flanders should be able to attack you (probably with the power of his bible), and Homer should be able to select different weapons on the spot. Perhaps he could eventually turn into a zombie, much like in one of the Haloween episodes. The sound board was also lacking, as it one of the sounds wasn't even related to Flanders, and there should have been tons more, at least a couple dozen or so. Overall, the ideas are good, but they need a lot of improvement. Work on them, and come up with something more fun and complex.



Where's Avo? Where's Avo?

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Fun for 15 seconds!

I used that exact same sentence to describe another Flash entry, except on this one I used an explanation mark becuase it's slightly entertaining. The music fit perfecctly and it was amusing that "Fathead" was so ridiculously easy to spot. The visuals are also decent. However, it's horrendously short, and because of its simple nature I'd only ever want to play it once. I should also point out that it is in someone poor taste, as the main character is a Clock, and it seems it's a huge trend to use clocks in movies now. It's generic and unoriginal.


bigbadron responds:

dude, its clock day. so stfu. and do you know how hard it was to find those damn pics? took me like 2 hours.

<3 you sonovabitch


Three Stooges Soundboard Three Stooges Soundboard

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Blah! I see no use for this.

I'm not giving this a bad review because I despise the Three Stooges, but because this was done so poorly. Besdies there being a very limited range of sounds to choose from, they were all of horrible quality and barely audible. Only one or two of them would be fit for making a prank phone call and the others simply aren't amusing and are completely useless.


UnsidedSoftware responds:

Bear with us, this is only a demo version, per se. We are currently working on a better version with twice the sounds and better humor. (We've got a lot more clips than what is displayed here.)