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Goatlord

Age/Gender: 24, Male
Location: Dallas, Texas
Job: Soon to start school

I'm an amatuer artist who hopes to someday become an underground sensation, doing work for various publications, cd covers, or perhaps even websites and comic strips.

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Sign-Up Date:
3/2/03

Level: 7
Aura: Evil

Rank: Town Watch
Blams: 99
Saves: 18
Rank #: 54,579

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Exp. Points: 540 / 550
Exp. Rank #: 70,736
Voting Pow.: 4.98 votes

BBS Posts: 247 (0.1 per day)
Flash Reviews: 186
Music Reviews: 0
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Latest Flash Reviews

186 Reviews | 32 w/ Responses

Score: 1
Banjo Masacre

"I couldn't even watch the whole thing."

submission: Banjo Masacre
date: August 25, 2003

C'mon, man, this didn't go anywhere. The visuals were simple but decent, though the animation was terrible throughout. Characters just slid in and out of frame and the two banjo players made choppy movements that didn't even attempt to correspond with the strumming. I know the humor is supposed to be in the things going on in the background, but it just wasn't funny. The banjo playing was just far too repetitive and didn't seem to build up to anything. It just repeated over and over, with occassional things floating around in the background. This simply wasn't entertaining.

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Score: 6
Face Bag

"Cute!"

submission: Face Bag
date: August 20, 2003

The corny voice acting, simply visuals and somewhat morbid humor made this enjoyable to watch. Needs a preloader and a replay button (instead of just looping back to the beginning) but other than that I really don't have any complaints. It was a pretty funny idea and I'd like to see more ads from you in the future.

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Score: 0
Chick'N"Stu lock style

"Complete lack of direction."

date: August 20, 2003

You obviously have no idea how to put together a Flash video. Insted of really striving for originality you just used various Clock icons but added locks to them. You didn't even make the visuals flow to the music. It's just a bunch of random shapes bouncing, rotating and swirling around the screen. It's completely out of sync with the music, is incredibly tedious, is uncreative and quickly loses the viewer's interest within seconds of play. Although the music was somewhat interesting, the accompanying animation wasn't. You just seemed to throw things together randomly, with no regard to coherency or direction.

Author's Response:

What the hell are you taking about?

tons of parts are in sncy, and if it dosnt show so on ur comp, its cuz ur com is to slow to take all teh stuff.

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